Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon

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−	{{stub|date=2015-05-27}}Bacon is irresistible. That is a well known fact in the scientific community. But there is a way to resist the calling of the bacon. Here is how.	+	{{stub|date=2015-05-27}}Bacon is irresistible. That is a well known fact in the scientific community. But there is a way to resist the calling of the bacon. Here's how.
	[[Category:Bacon]]		[[Category:Bacon]]
	== Steps ==		== Steps ==
	#Give yourself a reason to "not" eat bacon.[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 1 Version 2.jpg|center]]		#Give yourself a reason to "not" eat bacon.[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 1 Version 2.jpg|center]]
−	#Try not to smell the bacon. Clamp your nose if you have to. if you can do this, you are going in the right direction.[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 2 Version 2.jpg|center]]	+	#Try not to smell the bacon. Clamp your nose if you have to. If you can do this, you are going in the right direction.[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 2 Version 2.jpg|center]]
	#Once you have found a proficient way to block the delicious bacon smell, you should remind yourself why you wish to stay away from bacon, like losing weight or winning a bet.[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 3 Version 2.jpg|center]]		#Once you have found a proficient way to block the delicious bacon smell, you should remind yourself why you wish to stay away from bacon, like losing weight or winning a bet.[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 3 Version 2.jpg|center]]
	#Throw out any bacon you may have laying around your fridge. This may be hard for many. But this is all going to a goal, remember?[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 4 Version 2.jpg|center]]		#Throw out any bacon you may have laying around your fridge. This may be hard for many. But this is all going to a goal, remember?[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 4 Version 2.jpg|center]]
−	#Once again, remember why you don't wish to eat bacon.[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 5 Version 2.jpg|center]]	+	#Once again, remember why you want to resist bacon.[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 5 Version 2.jpg|center]]
	#If you are feeling sad or angry from bacon withdrawal, just go to a room with no one in it and cry or punch pillows.[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 6 Version 2.jpg|center]]		#If you are feeling sad or angry from bacon withdrawal, just go to a room with no one in it and cry or punch pillows.[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 6 Version 2.jpg|center]]
	#Just repeat the steps and you should be away from bacon for a long time.[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 7 Version 2.jpg|center]]		#Just repeat the steps and you should be away from bacon for a long time.[[Image:Resist Eating a Strip of Bacon Step 7 Version 2.jpg|center]]