Say No when Your Mother in Law Wants to Babysit

editing article via New Article Boost feature

←Older revision		Revision as of 17:41, 26 June 2016
Line 3:		Line 3:
	== Steps ==		== Steps ==
−	# When she calls you on your phone, ignore it or put off your phone	+	# When she calls you on your phone, ignore it or put off your phone.
	# After doing step 1 she will probably come round to see what is wrong. Make sure you gather your children or child, lock the house and go out with them.		# After doing step 1 she will probably come round to see what is wrong. Make sure you gather your children or child, lock the house and go out with them.
	# Stay at the park for the whole day or as long as you can afford to. The best thing to do is to stay there till evening, then take the kids out to eat. Go back home before your husband gets there and act as if nothing happened, instead of telling him, ask him about his day and give him his supper. Bring up an excuse if your mother in law pops round again to check up on you or simply say 'I went for a walk with the kids and put off my phone'.		# Stay at the park for the whole day or as long as you can afford to. The best thing to do is to stay there till evening, then take the kids out to eat. Go back home before your husband gets there and act as if nothing happened, instead of telling him, ask him about his day and give him his supper. Bring up an excuse if your mother in law pops round again to check up on you or simply say 'I went for a walk with the kids and put off my phone'.
Line 9:		Line 9:
	== Tips ==		== Tips ==
−	* Don't forget to do step 4, or you'll end up with an angry hubby AND an angry mother in law, plus they might spread rumours about you.	+	* Don't forget to do step 4, or you'll end up with an angry hubby AND an angry mother in law, plus they might spread rumors about you.
	== Warnings ==		== Warnings ==
−	* Never EVER set booby traps in your house in case she visits. Your hubby, pet or mother in law, herself may stumble over and have serious, fatal injuries or die.	+	* ''Never'' set booby traps in your house in case she visits. Your hubby, pet or mother in law, herself may stumble over and have serious, fatal injuries or die.