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So you wanna be Ian Daly! Here are a few tips to help start your transformation!
== Steps ==
=== HOW TO DRESS ===
# Always wear the same pair of jeans and band tee shirts. Wear band tee shirts with bands like Death Grips and Queens of the Stone Age on them. always pair that with a flannel or a jean jacket to get his siganture look. Classic Vans are a must have. Get an undercut, and slick it back. Don't shave your facial hair, and grow it out as best as you can. You have to smell nice at all times.
=== ATTITUDE ===
# Make sure that you have a pessimistic view on things. Be mostly negative. Also, you want to be moderately nihilistic. The world sucks, right? Nothing matters! You have to hate most people, except your close friends and your wonderful girlfriend Claire. You have to be self absorbed in your sense of humor as well.
=== DIETING ===
# You may wonder what it takes to keep up Ian Daly's tall, slender, handsome physique, and the answer is IT TAKES NOTHING! eat whatever you want, because hopefully, your metabolism will save you!
=== SPEECH ===
# Just talk like an infant, babble about mama and speak incoherantly. If you aren't doing that, you must be talking about music or the new song you learned on bass. Always talk about the funny pictures you share on Facebook.
=== HOBBIES ===
# Ian enjoys playing bass, playing video games, playing bass, posting on facebook, playing bass, watching youtube, playing bass, listening to music, playing bass, babbling incoherantly, playing bass, talking to his wonderful girlfriend Claire and did i mention, playing the bass?
=== AND.... ===
# Just be you man.i love you you twerp,your wonderful girlfriend Claire
== Warnings ==
* Becoming Ian will cause you to make death jokes, a lot. Do not be afraid of these. Its not serious
== Steps ==
=== HOW TO DRESS ===
# Always wear the same pair of jeans and band tee shirts. Wear band tee shirts with bands like Death Grips and Queens of the Stone Age on them. always pair that with a flannel or a jean jacket to get his siganture look. Classic Vans are a must have. Get an undercut, and slick it back. Don't shave your facial hair, and grow it out as best as you can. You have to smell nice at all times.
=== ATTITUDE ===
# Make sure that you have a pessimistic view on things. Be mostly negative. Also, you want to be moderately nihilistic. The world sucks, right? Nothing matters! You have to hate most people, except your close friends and your wonderful girlfriend Claire. You have to be self absorbed in your sense of humor as well.
=== DIETING ===
# You may wonder what it takes to keep up Ian Daly's tall, slender, handsome physique, and the answer is IT TAKES NOTHING! eat whatever you want, because hopefully, your metabolism will save you!
=== SPEECH ===
# Just talk like an infant, babble about mama and speak incoherantly. If you aren't doing that, you must be talking about music or the new song you learned on bass. Always talk about the funny pictures you share on Facebook.
=== HOBBIES ===
# Ian enjoys playing bass, playing video games, playing bass, posting on facebook, playing bass, watching youtube, playing bass, listening to music, playing bass, babbling incoherantly, playing bass, talking to his wonderful girlfriend Claire and did i mention, playing the bass?
=== AND.... ===
# Just be you man.i love you you twerp,your wonderful girlfriend Claire
== Warnings ==
* Becoming Ian will cause you to make death jokes, a lot. Do not be afraid of these. Its not serious
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